Venn-Diagram Guide to 2012 Predictions

So, a lot of people have been making predictions recently about how the world is going to end, or when the rapture is going to start, or what will be the new vampire.  It all just gets so gosh-darned confusing!

Never fear! I have produced this handy-dandy Venn diagram that graphically tells you what things could, conceivably happen in 2012, and which of those things actually will happen:

You're welcome!