Fortunately, there's this thing you may or may not have seen, where you can type in a twitter name, and it will look at the previous tweets in the feed and suggest your next tweet.
Here are suggested tweets for the nine people who made Time's 140 Best Twitter Feeds in the "Celebrities" category:
@ActuallyNPH (Neil Patrick Harris): Harry Houdini was born on B'way. Intimate, lovely. Bernadette Peters is in his face, but nothing major.
@alyssa_milano: ☁ 8 Things To Sleep better ➛ ♡ 5 Foods That Will Save The Beatles ➵ !
@feliciaday: Don't equal the depressing passage of Cheerios. Seems like Sloth's young quirky cousin LOL!
@kanyewest: BLAMEGAME? SPACESHIPS? ALLFALLSDOWN? PARANOID? AMAZING? STREETLIGHTS? RUNTHISTOWN? HOMECOMING?
@taylorswift13: Just soundchecked in a cloud today. So stoked. So stoked. So stoked. So stoked.
@theellenshow (Ellen DeGeneres): The VIP tickets and I think this was wrong.
@aplusk (Ashton Kutcher): I FANCY the +1 Button Thx new apple iCharger!
@justinbieber: Germany is on stage hahahah he's okay.. just got here. amazing place...not a lot of dancing skillz?
@ladygaga: I promised unicorns would be released on the whiskey, lipstick, and queens of rainbow roads.
So, you can go there, type in the twitter name of that person you're stalking, and just keep hitting return. It's like they're tweeting just to you!
If you're considering whether or not you should be using this technology to stalk me (@jonfwilkins), I'd like to present this in the interest of full disclosure. I ran it on myself a bunch of times, and this seemed to be the high-water mark:
@jonfwilkins: Congrats! This was far from being reblogged. Especially by Katy Perry. The word is you're killing 11 people.