So, previously I wrote about a cologne based on the conservative torture-porn television franchise 24. Here we have another fragrance for men that seems either unlikely or inevitable, depending on you outlook on life: bacon-flavored cologne.
It's called Bacōn.
Just like 24: the fragrance, Bacōn contains notes of bergamot, and just like Kiefer Sutherland, Bacōn is Canadian Ham, or something like that.
The website features a 360-degree view of the box, allowing you access to life tips such as "Avoid spraying in eyes," as well as the enigmatic "Flammable."
Catchphrase: Scent by the gods.
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