So, you've probably already seen this story about the dude who said that he was Jesus, smashed his car into a utility worker, attacked a woman, and was finally subdued by a homeless hitchhiker with a hatchet. If you haven't, for whatever reason, here's the news report:
Even better, though, is the full-length footage of the interview with the homeless hitchhiker, whose name is "Kai," because of course it is.
The world needs more heroes like this guy. I hope somebody comes through with that Mini Mal.
Also, how awesome would it be if he were on the next season of Dancing with the Stars (with Dina Lohan, of course).