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Monday, February 7, 2011

Well Thank God for THAT: 24 The Fragrance

So, remember how just the other day you were saying that you wished you could smell like a blend of gunpowder, blood, and moral relativism? Well, you're in luck! Park Fragrance has introduced a new fragrance just for you: 24.

If you're a big fan of torture porn, you've probably seen the TV show 24. For the rest of you, it's the one where Kiefer Sutherland assembles an action-packed argument justifying the abandonment of all principles when dealing with one's enemies.

24™ toilet water.  Not just for waterboarding!

There are two "24" eaux de toilette: Classic and Gold. Classic has a "blend of bergamot, lemon, mandarin, and orange." It is "masculine and self assured," just like you were that time you were working over Earl Grey with a pair of pliers in a citrus grove. It is "quickly [sic] underpinned by a spicy oriental core." Just like a North Korean nuclear facility!

Gold is for both men and women and "opens with emotions of vibrancy created by notes of jasmine, sandalwood, amber, and vanilla." Gold is "precious and captivating," recapitulating the show's characters and most overused plot device, respectively.

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