Lucky for you, someone has invented the booty pillow, which, according to the website,
The Booty PillowTM is the world’s first male comfort pillow. While it is a male comfort pillow, the ladies love it too! The pillow is made to replicate the feeling of laying on a woman’s backside. Cause really, who doesn’t love laying on nature’s pillow???
|Men and women love the Booty Pillow -- especially while playing virtual twister over the internet using their new kinect.|
|Although . . . it seems that men love it more than women -- so much, in fact, that their wives/girlfriends are forced to turn to lesbianism.|
The Booty Pillow is shaped and styled like a woman's back -- at least if the woman is a thong-wearing quintuple amputee.
It comes in a variety of colors, including (left to right in the top picture) cheetah, caramel, burgundy, and chocolate, as well as (not pictured) "Amsterdaaamn," snow leopard, and two collegiate colors (crimson and purple) for your recent grad.
Hat tip to Jeremy Van Cleve, who sits on an enormous ovary pillow when he is working at his desk, which explains both his rock-hard abs and his stone-cold evolutionary theory.